BUT CAN HE CHEW GUM AND WALK?
While watching Sunday Afternoon football, President George W. Bush fainted after choking on a pretzel. The official position is that the fainting was due in part to Bush's excellent physical condition and lower-than-normal heart rate. The White House physician said Bush believes he was out only for a few seconds because when he awoke, his two dogs were sitting in the same position they were when he lost consciousness.
Obviously, GW passing out is something those dogs have seen before.
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