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John Ashcroft's profound influence and sense of organization is being felt far and wide. Just check out his new USA PATRIOT REGISTRATION. What an efficient use of the web and tax payers dollars! You can bet those idiots of the Clinton administration could have never come up with this because they were all too busy downloading porn.
I particularly like the multiple choice style of it. Just check out this question:
1) Republican (Right Wing)
2) Republican (Conservative)
3) Republican (Moderate)
Or this True/False Winner:
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