OLE SCRATCH TO SEEK NEW WINTER DIGS
According to CNN.com, the mayor of Inglis, Florida has banned Satan from the town in a proclamation supported by the Town Commission.
"What were we suppose to do?" asked one Commissioner. "Stand up in support of Satan? Admit that we're all followers of that most glorious dark knight, hellbent on spreading a firery retribution across the face of planet Earth? No fucking way."
Okay, I made up that last paragraph. But this is exactly what happens when people get that Patriot bug up their ass. How long until Inglis bans funny-looking foreigners?