OOOPS, I'M STILL ALIVE
What will Britney Spears look like at age 50? According to "Britney 2032" , a short film currently posted at the Warner Brothers site, she's a dumpy has-been pushing her book Oops, I'm Still Alive to middle-age idiots and ex-stalkers.
This short isn't great (the book title is the best part). But if you've got a broadband connection, it's worth the 5 minute look. I particularly like Justin Timberlake being portrayed as a plump building contractor who occasionally hooks up with other ex-boy band dudes for package tours.
Kind of odd that Warner Bros. would put this on their site, don't you think? It's not a very flattering perspective. Maybe Britney wants to lower the bar early so she can look good in comparison.