Monday, March 11, 2002

FOR THE MAN ON A BUDGET
Dot com meltdown got you down? Feeling a pinch in your wallet? Worry no more, because you can always find happiness and female companionship at Frugal John - Where Cheap Bastards Find Quality Ladies. Yes indeed, this site lists cut-rate beauties available for companionship and more in the Bay Area. Actually, they're not that cheap - just $200 versus a $300 average in that area. But when you're a 24 year-old ex-millionaire internet has-been, every little bit helps.

BTW - this site should not be confused with Frugal John Bogel, CEO of the fine Vanguard Securities company. He wouldn't like that.

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