Bianca from NYC likes to send me pictures of guys she finds on the internet whom she think resemble me (or at least could be my relative). This guy is some internet executive. I don't know if I agree with her. The guys she picks all seem to have this vacant, chunky, white guy look to them - like they just farted at the company office party and other people are starting to smell it. This country is full of people matching that description - what else makes them look like me?