MORE REASONS TO FEAR JOHN ASHCROFT
As if we need any...it turns out that between fighting international evil by preventing American bookstores to mention FBI requests about customer purchases, Mr. A keeps busy writing patriotic songs. His latest is "Let The Eagle Soar." Yes, bad musicians scare me. And not only is he bad, he's public about it. According to the usually snarky Guardian Unlimited Mr Ashcroft's staff are complaining that printed versions of the song are being distributed at meetings so that they will be able to join in. When asked why she opposed the workplace singalong, one of the department's lawyers said: "Have you heard the song? It really sucks."
Want to hear the golden throat for yourself? Check him out here, via CNN.com. He has an impressive vibrato.