HERE'S RANT I CAN GET BEHIND
Thanks to Tom Tomorrow for pointing this out - XQUZYPHYR & Overboard Online. He rants real good.
Despite a massive number of tips, rumors and other intelligence, the U.S. military has never had good enough information on Osama bin Laden's whereabouts to mount a mission to go after him, Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld said Wednesday.
As Carlin says, I'd like to repeat that because it sounds vaguely important.
The Defense Secretary of the United States - the man who pretty much answers only to the Joint Chiefs of Staff and the President himself over the military actions of the country, announced today, without immediately resigning afterwards, that although we bombed an entire country, killed thousands of people, and intervened in specific governmental regime changes because it might have hosted a man from a different country, we didn?t really have enough information to merit doing it.
I can't even attempt to feign some mellow rational tone of voice. I just can't do it. It's psychotic nutcase liberal hippie commie tree-hugger go-back-to-Russia screaming time.