Monday, April 08, 2002

INSTUCTIONS FOR MIDDLE EAST PEACE
President Bush Unveils Bold New Blueprint for Peace and Happiness in the Middle East Those funsters at Whitehouse.org claim that President Bush said I am pleased to announce plans for the prompt construction of Disney World Jerusalem, into whose welcoming arms all Israeloids and Palestiniacs will be herded by well-armed Texas Rangers, who have plenty of experience convincing brown people to behave. Once inside, all formerly warring parties will be paid handsomely to put aside their differences and revel in the warm light of American high culture while acquiring all manner of quality merchandize produced by nimble-fingered armies of pre-teen Chinese laborers.

Insert patriotic music here.

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