Wednesday, April 10, 2002

37 Record-Store Clerks Feared Dead In Yo La Tengo Concert Disaster. From The Onion... "We're trying our best to rescue these clerks, but, realistically, there's not a lot of hope," said emergency worker Len Guzman, standing outside the 40 Watt Club, where the tragedy occurred. "These people are simply not in the physical condition to survive this sort of trauma. It's just a twisted mass of black-frame glasses and ironic Girl Scouts T-shirts in there."

The sad part is that I would probably know 20 of them.

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