Monday, June 24, 2002

Ever wonder about your home in the herafter? I'm not talking about your digs in Heaven or Hell, I'm talking about the box you'll be planted (or burned) in after you go. If the thought of a plain, oak box for eternity makes you feel a bit too ordinary, the good folks at have some suggestions for colorizing your trip over the River Styx.

For those with a sense of humor, there's this express package. And for a few extra bucks, somebody will return it to your relatives a few days later marked Address Unknown. Oh, the yuks!

Maybe you were one of New York's finest or you just feel their pain. Either way, this baby has all the bells and whistles you'll ever need in the afterlife. Remember, chicks dig firemen.

Good company makes any trip worthwhile. For the religiously minded, dinner with Jesus and the apostles will certainly be an eternity to remember!

Not into Jesus? No problem? Spiritually-minded Lilith Fair fans can make the trip with a box full of angels.

For the family's Tiger Woods wannabe, consider the enchantingly titled, Fairway To Heaven. Jimmy and Robert would be proud.

Or perhaps the family duffer would rather be planted in the more aptly titled Last Hole, a name which works on so many levels even I'm delightfully offended.

You might be wearing coins on your eyes, but that doesn't mean you can't go out in style. Check them out!

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